Spirit of Tom Sawyer

Do you watch the TV show Chuck? I like it because it combines authentic geekery with spies in a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup type fashion, resonating deeply with my desire to be James Bond without having to stop playing video games or argue about obscure points of music. It's also pretty funny.

I caught up on some back episodes earlier this week and enjoyed what may be their best episode yet: the guy who designed Missile Command for Atari was some kind of spy who linked up the game with a nuclear missile-totting satellite and now, 25 years later, someone figured out how to use the game to launch the missiles on a strike on Los Angeles. A good start, but what launched the episode into my top slot was the solution: to stop the missiles, a player had to get to the quasi-mythic "kill screen," a feat requiring incredible mental math abilities...or the realization that the game's programmer loved Rush and had programmed the game's physics to follow the beat of "Tom Sawyer."

As a hook, it's brilliant: "Tom Sawyer" and Missile Command are just close enough to the mainstream periphery that most of the show's audience will get them without damaging the show's geek credibility. There's one problem, though: Missile Command came out in July, 1980 and Rush didn't release "Tom Sawyer" until the following February. I know "Tom Sawyer" is Rush's most recognizable song, but I'm still a little disappointed: a show that celebrates geek culture should know that the type of nitpicking I'm engaging in with this blog post comes standard with the Star Wars references and obsession with shiny gadgets and chosen an earlier Rush hit. "The Spirit of Radio," perhaps?

WANT: Dethklok and GWAR Action Figures

I'm not a big action figures guy (I believe my collection, such as it is, consists of a Brainiac 5 figure my wife got for me at a McDonalds), but Deciblog still got me all hot and bothered with the headline, "Dethklok & Gwar Immortalized In Plastic" (all the more timely for its appearance mere hours before my next GWAR experience), noting the creation/recreation of Dethklok and GWAR action figures by New Jersey manufacturer Shocker Toys. Unfortunately, what they didn't mention is that a.) you can only order the figures by calling one of their salesmen and b.) their website looks like it jumped straight out of Google's 2001 index. Dammit people: it's the 21st century. I shouldn't have to talk to anyone if I don't want to and I should be able to spend my money online without feeling like my credit card is going to get a venereal disease.