It's Not Baroque, It's Not Bleak, It's Not Brutal...

..but goddamn is it epically bad. Even though it's not metal in the slightest I'm putting it up here because a.) it's so bad - right from the very first wavery notes - it's funny and b.) it's a great demonstration of the nefarious powers of the Internets: stuff that should have never seen the light of day - stuff these guys will no doubt deplore in ten years when (if) they become better song writers and musicians - is now out there for all of us to see. Enjoy; I'm going to go scour my ears with something unwholesome but in tune.

"Shine" by Final Placement from sharity world on Vimeo.